Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Goofy Girl Seeks Advice

5 months ago... Goofy Girl and Goofy Boy start emailing. The emails begin as business and quickly progress to personal. Goofy Boy invites himself out with Goofy Girl and Goofy Girl's friends. They have some good laughs, but the night ends early, so Goofy Girl writes him off. Goofy boy does the same. A few weeks later, Goofy Girl and Goofy Boy see each other at a company function. Naturally, GG loves the lack of attention from GB, so after a few more glasses of champagne, GG is in Hot Pursuit. Next morning, GG has to learn from her co-workers that she briefly made-out with GB and proceeded to grab Goofy Boy's ass when he walked by. The apologetic email from GG to GB ensues, "Sorry I violated you in so many different ways last night... by the way, did I really grab your ass?" He says he liked it, but GG's embarassed and disappears.
The email relationship between GG and GB goes back to strictly business.
Skip to present... Goofy Girl's in the middle of a few tricky transactions w/ Goofy Boy at work, so after the time has passed, they decide to get together for some drinks. Goofy Girl brings a friend and Goofy Boy does the same. GG and GB sit close at the bar. He buys her a drink after she reveals heightened horniness levels with the increased consumption of alcohol. He does the traditional touch her leg and shoulder squeeze when talking to her. The conversation all around is very successful; however, the guessing game begins. Who likes who? Goofy Girl likes Goofy Boy, but it seems that GB likes GG's friend, and GB's friend seems to like GG. GG's friend doesn't like anyone because they're "just too young." Everyone goes back to GB's house, drink more, talk more, lie on the couch... foot-rubs are offered up... head-rubs too... GB rests his head in GG's lap, but he doesn't stay long enough. GG wants more. Goofy Girl and Goofy Boy do Goofy dances. But Goofy Boy seems to be talking A LOT to Goofy Girl's friend. Sometimes he can't even look at Goofy Girl. Goofy Girl's so uncertain. GG and GB smoke out on the back porch, but GB seems eager to get back inside. What started with some certainties ended with too many uncertainties. Hugs good-night.
This morning... Goofy Boy emails Goofy Girl about business, first thing. GG says thanks for the good times... the day continues with emails back and forth. GB's casual, hard to read, but so much fun... so vulgar... remembers everything GG ever tells him. She likes it. She gets giddy when she sees his name in her in-box.
Here's the advice Goofy Girl needs: do nothing? do something? we work together on occasion... he knows everyone in my office... everyone would know if I did something... and was rejected. He's sooo hard to read. GG's friend thinks GB likes GG, but still no definitives. he seems like the type that doesn't make the first move. It's known that GG is the type. What oh what does she do????????
---- Goofy Girl

2 Comments:

At 6:32 PM, Blogger chicajato said...

You of all people actually have the balls to make the first move so you should! No harm done either way and whatever office backlash that might happen will eventuallu fade right? I say do another night out but make sure your friend leaves early type thing and take it from there!

 
At 9:19 AM, Blogger MissCurious said...

Thanks chicajato, I agree with doing another night... hopefully that'll happen... Goofy boy is soooo funny!!!! SOOOOO FUNNY!

 

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