Sucks My Ass
Perusing MySpace today, I checked out KriKri's bulletin about Google images... I then realized I hadn't Googled my name in like, oh, just a month... and what oh what do I find?!?!?!
My fucking Blog!!!!
I'm like theeeee only person with my first and last name... so, i'm a short 2 pages. But anyway, nowhere in my blog have I written my first and last name... never my last name.... when my uncle caught me, that was under the maternal side, so not my last name... I even removed it from my private user-profile just to be on the safe side... I only did that about 3 weeks ago... but again, that was hidden... so why?!?! why then!??! why is my fucking blog showing the fuck up? shit.
what can i do? i mean, what if i start dating some guy and he decides to Google my first and last name? i mean, i always Google guys i like... that's common right? hahaha.
fuck.
i'm fucked.
posted by MissCurious @ 9:11 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
that is scary ... i'm googling my name right now
It probably shows up because someone somewhere has a link to your blog and the text of the link is your name. That or the page linking to your blog is "about" you. That's all a part of Google's "magic" ...
So that all sucks BUT you can stop Google from crawling you. go here to find out how:
http://www.google.com/webmasters/remove.html
um as an update that page i gave a link to has hella stuff on it.
in a nutshell you gotta modify your blogspot template and put this HTML in the <HEAD> section
<META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="NOINDEX, NOFOLLOW">
Dear Miss Curious. I've been reading your blog for a while, but I still don't understand who your ex-wife midge is. I know he's moving and all that..but were you two married? I only started reading your blog about 3-4 months ago so I'm lost. Please help.
Dear ANONYMOUS - good question... his title is definitely misleading... My ex-wife Midge is actually my gay male best friend... he's also been my cubicle-mate, and we've spent breakfast and lunch 5 days a week together... and many dinners, nights out..... he was my plus 1 for a very long time... we were attached at the hip... basically as a close as a husband / wife would be... he was / is more feminine than i am; hence, him being the "wife"... it's ex because about 6-7 months ago he started tuning me out -- he says that once he knew he was moving, it was just easier to push my ass away... and we were so close and 2 people can get too close and bicker and this and that... but he knows me better than anyone in the world, minus the Mr. Lost His Mind Christian (who i lost since he lost his mind)... in many ways, i feel like my ex-wife (gay male best friend) is the love of my life :) ... very will and grace, hahaha... not at all in the biblical sense, but more of a kindred spirit... of someone you can bare your soul to and never worry what they'll think -- that they understand everything in some weird way and you understand everything about them... and he affects me sooo much... and i hardly get scared, but he scares me and when he's far away i can't take care of him and he can't take care of me... i can't turn around for 8 hours a day and tell him what's on my mind... bleh... it's just sad... there's my long explanation of my "ex-wife" te-hee ;-)
I L-O-V-E that you have anonymous readers!
As for the google search on your name...I think duckky's explanation sounds about right. Someone linked to your blog with your real name...scary! And what a weird surreal world we live in that when I picture your face in my head now I see "Miss Curious" instead of your "Christian name"!
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