Seriously?

Seriously, how the fuck do celebrities still get pictures of their pussies plastered all over the news?!?! Didn't they learn from Paris or Lindsey Lohan or Tori Amos?!?! Could the most recent crotch shot of Britney Spears have been done on purpose??? I mean, who wears a skirt as short as hers with absolutely NADA underneath... NADA hair too... and is going out w/ high profile talentless peeps, who will undoubtedly have a slew of paparazzi watching their skirts every move. Wild.

BELLY BUTTONS:

Okay, what is proper maintenance for belly buttons? I mean, do people just leave them or get all up in there and clean that shit out?? ... not that there really is shit to be cleaned out, but every once in a while, I'm like, "oh."

And then, do chicks like having their belly buttons licked and shit? Personally, I'm not into that... guys just need to know that the belly button is NOT A VAGINA!!! They always want to lick it thinking it's your clit or something... and then, in college, I've known a few men who even tried to fuck a belly button or two. What the hell?!?!?

HOUSING NEWS:

Just this morning, my roommate calls me into her bedroom. As some of you know, she and her boyfriend broke-up several months ago... and just a couple of weeks ago, they had a drunken hook-up... and then, recently as well. But there were no talks of getting back together.

Anyway, she gives me the I have some not so good news face and tells me that as of February, she'll be moving in with him. What!?!??!?!?!?!?!? That came from NOWHERE!!!

What does this mean for me? It means that if I can even stay, my rent would significantly go up, and I'd have to find a roommate immediately (now, I'm merely subleting). Shitty. But - But - But, this is oddly coincidental because there's a slight (yes, slight) chance that I may move abroad for an unspecified amount of time, but no less than 6 months. Part of me wonders if this coincidence is all the more impetus for making that move. One of my top reasons NOT to go abroad is that I love my little place and for the past 8 years, I haven't lived in the same residence for 12 months. I really do love my little room (see below). Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. But that abroad move it still very much in the air, and I will not discuss it further until I have more information... but it sounds likely.