Penis Predictions

Is there a science to predicting the size of a man’s penis? I’ve certainly had extensive conversations about the topic and have drawn from much of my own experiences… and I have my judgments. And maybe I’m Un-PC, but who the fuck cares.

1. Men with Asian fetishes I automatically assume have small penises. Where’d this come from? Well, it’s said (you know, by people who say things), that asian women have tight pussies… therefore, men with small penises are looking for a tighter fit.

2. Lanky men… yes, tall, awkward, skinny boys have, in my experience, had the largest cocks.

3. Black Men… the rumors – not always true.

4. Asian Men… the rumors – true.

5. Men who wear fitted pants MUST have big dicks. If his pants run right up to his package, it denotes confidence… confidence that although there might not be a visibly large bulge, he knows what’s under there… and can wear such fitted pants KNOWING…. And so, Miss Curious knows too.

6. Large hands and feet… the rumors – totally NOT true. I almost believe that small hands denote large dick… perhaps god stopped the growth of the hands and gave a bit more to the cock.

Last night, Chicajato dragged my ass out to Bottom of the Hill for a badass local band, The Hundred Days. As soon as I walked in I spotted a major HOTTIE. Turns out, he’s the lead singer. Also turns out that he has an Asian girlfriend. My first thought, “Oh, he must have a small dick.”

Is this wrong of me to think? Yup. But again, who the fuck cares. I’m just being the honest bitch that I am.

The Answer to Yesterday’s Trivia Question:

The Rusty Trombone folks. Yes, I’ve licked anus and given a hand job at the same time. And I’d do it again!!! It’s only for those lucky few serious boyfriends… and they fucking love it!!! Obviously, the ass must be uber clean… like right outta’ the shower clean.