Don't Touch Me There
As I was cleansing the belly-button this morning, I thought about all the dudes, like 75% of them, who just love sticking their fingers in it. I fucking HATE it. They all think they've discovered some erotic zone... um, not the case for every chick. In fact, that's an immediate turn-off, and we pretty much have to start all over.
Even when I mention that I'm not a big fan, guys hands, fingers rather, still gravitate toward that hole. WRONG HOLE dude!
In fact, I remember a friend (sorry friend, but it just goes with the post) who had some guy actually try to fuck her belly-button... gross-o! Even more weird though - could it have fit in there? Sad motherfucker.
Anyway.
posted by MissCurious @ 10:16 AM
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3 Comments:
right there with ya miss. i HATE it. ick.
I'm not sure I've ever had a man stick his *finger* in my *belly button*. I've had fingers stuck in other holes...ummm.down there, but I find this all very strange.
Perhaps you should start screening men based on their belly button fingering preferences...maybe there is a correlation with douchebaggery that can be weeded out. :)
fingers and belly buttons don't go together. tongues? much better.
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