What's HOT To Miss Curious

When I was in Amsterdam years and years ago, my friend and I considered going to a live sex show. Being the young and CURIOUS girl that I was (sorta’ still am), I wondered what it’d be like. It wasn’t something I ever sought, but while I was there, it was a ‘wow, how do other people have sex?’ I mean, we can all watch porn, but that’s like watching Cinderella Story with Hillary Duff. You know, just not reality.

Anyway, be careful what you wish for (okay, I really wasn’t wishing for it, but anyway). This morning on my way to work it happened. I think I may be scarred for life. As I waited for that little “walk” man to appear, my eyes wandered to two homeless people having some morning sex.

DISGUSTING!!!

Why God WHY??!?!?!??!?!

It wasn’t pretty.

Moving on. And please whoever is above, eradicate that memory from my mind forever!


OH BOY:

I’ve been to a lot of straight bars lately. Since I’m relatively outgoing, I end up meeting people fairly regularly. This includes meeting men. More often than not, I meet some dude, who asks for my number or asks if I go to that bar a lot and that he hopes to see me there again or this or that. Some are cute, some aren’t. Some are witty, some aren’t. Whatever.

Anyway, this weekend, I met another dude. He was a cute little hipster dude. He asked the same questions and gave me his number. I was even interested in calling him until I woke up the next morning. I’m not a “dater.” I can’t just date random dudes where I know it’s just not going to go anywhere. Sure, I hook-up here and there and give a guy a chance, but at the end of the day, I’m kinda’ intense. These days I am looking for something "real" and not that fucking around bullshit I sometimes do... like, no dudes just 'cuz I'm bored and need some entertainment. I want someone who matters. (does that sound mean?)

So this recent guy, who is perfectly nice, made me realize that the number one quality I look for in a man is intelligence. I don’t want him to simply be able to hold a good conversation and be relatively bright. I want him to be exceedingly intelligent. This guy was smart, sure. But wouldn't give me a run for my money.

For some reason, it makes me feel girly. It makes me feel like he’ll always challenge me. I am in no way saying that I’m some brilliant chick. I think it’s obvious from this blog that I’m not. I’m just sayin’ I like an uber smart dude.

It’s so HOT to me.

Be nerdy, who cares.

Top Ten Qualities I Look For in a Man (in order):

1. Brilliant
2. Self-Aware
3. Sarcastic (and can take my shit right back)
4. Lives with Integrity (genuinely knows what that means)
5. Be into something, so I don’t make your life… you have one.
6. Horny, like often (believe me, I’ve dated guys that could do with sex once a week or once every 2 weeks)
7. Ambitious
8. Has good friends
9. Taller than me
10. A cock that’s either average or above average (really small would kinda’ suck)

So, yeah. When will men – women – boys – propagation – true love – romance, blah blah blah, ever leave my mind. But really, not one person can say they haven’t at some point or another obsessed about it or still obsess about it… and over-analyze boys and shit. Whatever. I’m annoying myself, hahaha!